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Joke of the Day

"8 out of 10 men prefer not to date psychotic women with bad tempers, emotional baggage and daddy issues. To the other two.... Hi, I'm MJ"

"I've always said I'd go to Africa at some point in my life, and do what I could to help all the poor, starving children. But I've just had so much on my plate recently."

"if anyone tries to tell you your dreams are unachievable just remember i have crashed my dirt bike into all 7 wonders of the world"

"Thinking about the first person ever to get drunk. People must have been like, ""COME QUICK! JEREMIAH HAS BEEN STRICKEN WITH AWESOME!"""

"Everything is made in China, except for babies, they're made in VaChina!"

"What would romantic living dead movie be called? Zombaes"

"AMA I left the Church of Scientology two weeks ago [Deleted]"

"What do an alcoholic and a necrophiliac have in common? They both like to pop open a nice cold one."

"I didn't hold open a door for a woman and she said 'I suppose Chivalry is dead' So I put my sword through her heart to prove otherwise."

"""Lift those weights, see if I care."" Said the impersonal trainer."