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"AMA I left the Church of Scientology two weeks ago [Deleted]"
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"My wife is an archaeologist I met her at a dig site, we carbon dated for a while and the rest is history."
"I died while having sex with a hooker... I guess you could say I was coming and going at the same time."
"Did you hear about the Casino that hired a Blacksmith? He who smelt it, dealt it."
"Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other ""I don't like your friend."" The other one said ""Well put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."""
"[describing criminal to sketch artist] No, his eyes were closer together than that, like a concussed mouse. He had a Spanish skeleton."
"Why don't dirty commies shower? Because they don't want to wash away their Marx."
"I got a Trophy Wife but it was for participation"
"Q: What did one hat say to the other hat? A: You stay here. I'll go on a head."
"if a cop ever asks me to count from 100 backwards ..i just get in the back seat"