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Joke of the Day
"What would romantic living dead movie be called? Zombaes"
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"Fried potatoes Mashed potatoes Baked potatoes Twice baked potatoes Potato chips -if Bubba grew up on a potato farm instead of a shrimp boat"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cass ! Cass who ? Cass more flies with honey than vinegar !"
"What's the difference between a robber and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch and the other watches your snatch"
"One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is."
"What is the difference between a goat and 9/11? You cannot milk a goat for 13 years"
"""Hey mom, where could I buy some paperclips?"" ""Staples?"" ""No....Paperclips."""
"Short joke A priest, rapist and comedian walk into a bar, then the barman says: 'God are you fucking kidding me?!'"
"did you hear about the flaccid, chinese penis that ran for presidency? He didn't stand a chance in the erection."
"I always eat what's put in front of me... ...and that's why I'm no longer allowed to be a gynaecologist."