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Joke of the Day

"I've always said I'd go to Africa at some point in my life, and do what I could to help all the poor, starving children. But I've just had so much on my plate recently."

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"Quiz time Folks: The Bangles sang a song called, Walk Like an: A) gyptian B) gyptian C) gyptian D) gyptian E) gyptian."
"I just tried an inverted yoga pose that my friend told me about... it was highly rectum-ended"
"A man walks in on his roommate, Internet, crying in the other room. When he asks why, Internet sobs: ""Everything I touch turns gay!"""
"A dead-beat Dad is on AskReddit... He opens a thread asking ""Will my father ever love me?"" He hides the child comments."
"What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star."
"If someone is jogging at 7am on a Sunday - it's because they've just killed someone right?"
"""Must you lick the knife?"" ""Sorry,force of habit"" I said ""Loads of people do it though, don't they?"" ""Yes, but not during surgery, Doctor"""
"What did the Zune say to the iPod? You da real MP3."
"[OC] How does Gandhi measure passive resistance? In oooooohms."