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Joke of the Day
"""Lift those weights, see if I care."" Said the impersonal trainer."
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"The new fun way to tell if a celebrity is crazy is by how many times they delete and reactivate their Twitter account."
"Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them"
"What kind of tree grows in your hand? A palm tree."
"My wife left me for a fisherman. Poor guy's still reeling."
"Why should you not shop for plywood? You'll get bored."
"Reinventing Yourself http://dryinginside.blogspot.com/2012/10/reinventing-yourself-doesnt-always-work.html"
"A chinese father tells his 7 year old son he's adopted His son replies: it's ok daddy I learned this in school already! 2 wongs don't make a white."
"Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends"
"What does a lesbian couple do for fun while they're having their periods? Fingerpaint!"