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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce? A chicken ceaser salad."

"How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is *definitely* out."

"What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-calf-inated"

"If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building which would jump off first? The quarter because it has less sense (cents)."

"Maybe we got it wrong and God just wanted to play doctor for a day: 'Here Moses, take these two tablets and call me in the morning'"

"Another joke from my daughter Her: Why did Sally fall off the swing? Me: Why? Her: Because she had no arms. Me: ??? Her: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? Her: Not Sally!"

"What did the owner of the gay bar do when his joint was full and he couldn't seat all of his customers? He flipped the chairs over."

"Under communism, every man has what he needs. That's why the butcher puts a sign up that says: *""nobody needs meat today.""*"

"Conjunctivitis.com... ""Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes"" - A Tim Vine joke, just thought I'd share."

"What is brown and has got four legs and an arm? A Rottweiler on a children's playground."