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Joke of the Day
"What sound does a Hispanic pacman make? Guac-a Guac-a!"
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"If I don't eat all of my food, it goes to waste. If I do eat all of my food, it goes to *waist*."
"Last night I had to change a light bulb, a bit later on I crossed the road, then walked into a bar... I began to realize my life was one big joke."
"Math problems are like women If they're under 18 just do them in your head"
"Look at each failure as a deposit made into the account that will help you write the check for your next significant success."
"What does a mobster buried in cement eventually become? A hardened criminal."
"I'm through making Alzheimer's jokes guys I just don't know why I liked making them anymore"
"Where do you get bare minerals from? A strip mine"
"Bill Cosby is a lot like Freddy Kruger. They both come in your nightmares."
"One time, Chuck Norris had sex with a hooker in a truck, and some semen got on the seat... The truck is now known as Optimus Prime."