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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it."

"How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant? Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious..."

"I just put the L earbud in my right ear and the R in my left ear and every punchline I came up with for this joke sucked ass."

"No hedgehogs were harmed in the making of this short movie 'Ripping the Legs Off a Hedgehog So He Looks Like a Pinecone'."

"What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate? Scissor me timbers."

"Are you Jewish? Because your body's smokin ;)"

"If Twitter weren't for unconsidered blather, they wouldn't have named it after bird noises."

"Why do people carry around umbrellas? Because they can't carry themselves"

"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? Because he fingered a minor."

"You know how bullies stick a kid's head in the toilet & flush? We need to give Bieber credit for turning that into a look."