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Joke of the Day

"Catherine Zeta-Jones was recently diagnosed with bi-polar disorder half of the time she is Zeta, the other half shes Jones"

"What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable? Beets."

"Dear Board of Education, So are we. Sincerely, Students"

"What do a black person and a bike have in common? they both don't work without a chain."

"What's E.T short for? ...'cause he's got little legs"

"You say tomato I say gross"

"Why do some people dislike twitch chat? It's just not their Kappa tea"

"What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop? A joggernaut."

"[on a date] *don't let him know you're a bird* Him: I'll drive us. I just had my car cleaned and detailed. Me: *poops all over windshield*"

"A kid got in trouble for masturbating in the coat room All he did was jacket"