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Joke of the Day
"A kid got in trouble for masturbating in the coat room All he did was jacket"
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"You know why I love dead baby jokes? They never get old"
"what sex position makes an ugly baby??? ASK YOUR MA!"
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"My friend was trying to annoy me with bird puns Well, toucan play at that game"
"Pizza Hut ad: ""Do you want the same old same old, or do you want the original?"" Think about these words."
"Rand Paul's debate strategy has been leaked. He's going to filibuster the GOP debate."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ? Czech before you open the door !"
"Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life? He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise."
"Why do women get married? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn."