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Joke of the Day

"Why do some people dislike twitch chat? It's just not their Kappa tea"

"How do you make endocrine? Endocrine is not a hormone."

"What's the best thing about murder? Nobody remembers the rape."

"I walked into a shop and saw a radio for sale because the volume was stuck on high... ...I thought, I can't turn this down!"

"Being irrational is as easy as Pi."

"Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is like calling me a doctor, because I own Band-aids."

"Have you heard the one about the jump rope? Meh... Just skip it."

"Why did the yoga pants come in last place? They were bringing up the rear."

"A girl asked her mom if it's true that babies come out of where men put there penises. Mom said yes that's true. The girl said but mom wouldn't that break my Jaw?"

"How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella."