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Joke of the Day
"Dear Board of Education, So are we. Sincerely, Students"
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"If you're riding a horse at full speed along side a giraffe and a lion is chasing you, what do you do? Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. Props to the radio station I heard this on today."
"A cow stumbled upon a marijuana field about to get harvested. It quickly turned into a high steak situation. haha?"
"My kids are going to be so disappointed when they figure out peer pressure is a myth and they have to actually pay for drugs in high school."
"I hate when I'm trying to do shit and I have a wife"
"Your brain has 2 parts! The left part where nothing is right and Right part where nothing is left"
"Why are Jewish men Circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off"
"I can't believe that they only taught us abstinence during sex ed! It's inconceivable!"
"What does Matt Damon call thrift shopping? Goodwill Hunting."
"Know-it-alls think themselves a fountain of knowledge. In truth they are an oil spill of knowledge... Unwelcome and hard to get rid of."