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Joke of the Day

"You say tomato I say gross"

"So, a dyslexic walks into a bra..."

"I sure talk a lot of crap for someone who can't spell ""Wednesday"" without having to say ""Wed-nes-day"" in my head."

"My wife said she has had enough of me because I always get my directions mixed up... So I just packed my bags and right..."

"I have never once hit a drink or treated one badly so don't tell me about alcohol abuse!"

"Meanwhile, in Facebook, Greta, who dislikes the gays, is about to get a big surprise from her son and his ""roommate"" of 20 years."

"They finally created a documentary about clocks. It's about time."

"At a train station, struck up a convo with a friendly Indian couple waiting next to me. I asked the guy how old he was and he goes, ""My wife is dirty and I'm dirty two."" No kiddin' oh boy"

"One day, scientists will build a very intelligent supercomputer. ""Is there a god?"", they ask. *** ""There is one now."""

"Latvian man goes to buy iPhone.. Premise ridiculous! iPhone cannot be use to farm potato. Also, salesman die of malnourish."