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Joke of the Day

"I'm convinced that my wife took 9 years of education at 3 different colleges just to win all the arguments for the rest of my life."

"Why did the hipster dislike physics? Cause the system is broke, yo."

"Have you heard the joke about the blind man who picked up a hammer and saw?"

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was up there he said he couldn't complain..."

"Don't die a virgin. Seriously, there are terrorists up there waiting for you."

"We should stop making jokes out of Harambe Those jokes are dead anyways"

"What do they call soda in Rome? Pope."

"OC: after talking with my buddy, I thought of this. how do you know if some does crossfit? They''ll tell you."

"Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his nephew in the jungle? ..."

"Did you hear what happened when the cheese factory blew up!? Da Brie went everywhere!!"