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Joke of the Day
"Have you met the one-breasted Queen of the Jungle Retailers? they call her... Amazon Prime"
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"Always be yourself, unless you can be a giraffe. Then, be a giraffe."
"Difference between a cow and Russia They both contain Putin..."
"If Anderson Cooper shows up in your country you're fucked. He's pretty much the Angel of Death."
"Hillary Clinton has become so famous that they started naming footwear after her They call it the flip flop"
"Dude yapping nonstop at the gym just said he works out in the afternoons to avoid people who talk. Is it okay to fling a dumbbell at him?"
"Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?"
"Freudian analysts How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?? Sex"
"I lost my job performing circumcisions I just couldn't cut it."
"What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait? 2B or not 2B?"