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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw"
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"Why does everybody hate tampons? They're stuck up bitches."
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"I don't like blind jokes... I just don't see the humor in them"
"Say what you will about terrorism in Europe At least our planes take off and land at an airport."
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