1979
Joke of the Day
"How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A merry Christmas to ewe"
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"Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it."
"A man walks into a library to check out a book for men with small penises. The librarian looks on her computer and says, ""I don't know if it's in yet."" ""Yeah that's the one"""
"Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert? He had no body to go with."
"What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A nun falling down stairs"
"Im wearing my grandfathers watch A german guy walks up to me and asks if I can tell him the time. I say ""nine""... he walks away complaining how rude american youth are."
"Doctor: Well ma'am looks like you're pregnant. Woman: I'm pregnant? Doctor: No it just looks like you are."
"Ever notice that a European male tourist dresses like a 7th grade girl from the suburbs? Graphic tees and Hollister jeans allllll day."
"Hey are you a slinky? Because you're not very useful, but always bring a smile to my face when pushed down the stairs."
"I love my yoga pants. I have no idea what they have to do with yoga, but they're great for drinking, smoking and tweeting."