1979
Joke of the Day
"How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A merry Christmas to ewe"
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"What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at? Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh"
"What do you do when you see a space man? You park, man."
"A man got hit hard in the head with a bottle of 7up. He's alright though,it was a soft drink."
"[leaving a birthday party with my pinata friend] i swear i didn't know they were going to do that ""Just take me home"""
"I wonder What happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a day?"
"The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar."
"Sometimes when I'm sad, I'll go to the park and, from a distance, look thru my thumb and index finger and begin squishing people's heads..."
"What kind of wig can hear ? An earwig !"
"Have a Coke and a smile! I opened up a can of Coke, and on the side it said: ""Share a Coke with your Soulmate."" So, I put the can in my right hand."