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Joke of the Day

"I accidentally gave my wife superglue instead of Chapstick She's still not talking to me."

"the people who make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation"

"I found out where babies come from and it's fucking gross you guys."

"How Do they say ""F**k You"" in Hollywood? ""Trust Me..."""

"If you woke up in the woods with your pants at your ankles, a condom in your ass, and no recollection of the last 24 hours, would you tell anyone? Wanna go camping?"

"Someone stole all the toilet seats at the station! Authorities have nothing to go on."

"Obama: we need to create a plan to reduce pollution Biden: *turns from watching captain planet* have you asked the planeteers for help?"

"I share a commute with three friends. Every weekday for the last 15 years I've driven into the city, taking the road that goes under the river. Now the doctor says I have Carpool Tunnel Syndrome."

"What's the difference between a really comedian and someone who can't complete a joke?"

"*walks up to girl working on her laptop in a cafe* So you into computers?"