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Joke of the Day

"I really hate campfires... Just Kindling."

"All about a Girl and you...! If girl is with you - Restaurant Bill If girl is far from you - Mobile bill If girl is separated from you - Than Bar Bill. Moral - No Girl - No Bills!"

"I wonder if the clothes in China say ""made around the corner """

"Just found out my wife has cooties. I'm headed to the clinic to get tested. So many emotions right now"""

"I love avocados in my salad I would go buy some right now, but I don't have a car doe"

"There's no such thing as detoxing your body, but enjoy spending three hundred bucks on your diarrhea."

"It's hard not to bring up the fact I'm vegan whenever people talk about food or a new restaurant or that their mom just died or"

"Roses are red, Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's To get to the other side"

"Sir Im sorry I rear ended you but I was focused on not accidentally eating a purple jelly bean and you're handling this really insensitively"

"Teacher - how did our grandparents kill time without smartphones or internet ? Student- I've already asked this question to my mum, her 5 brothers and 7 sisters !!"