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Joke of the Day
"Where do Jewish people go to think? Concentration Camps."
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"I think I might be a nihilist... not that it matters..."
"A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied ""The weather didn't agree with me."""
"What did Voltaire eat for Thanksgiving? Candide yams"
"What happened to the man that lost his left arm and left leg His political beliefs are in line with the conservative section of the political spectrum"
"Why do people insist on saying ""You're next"" to me at weddings? Do they not realize how serial killery that is?"
"ISIS is stuck between Iraq and a hard place."
"isnt it cool how we all accepted that we all know the names of streaming porn sites and didnt ask each other how we knew of them"
"*Slides a five across the bar* Bartender: Did you... Did you break this off our sign out front? Me: (Confidently) tap water please."
"As a boy, I went to a Catholic School... It was a pain in the ass."