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Joke of the Day

"Stop sending toys to children in Africa It's gotta be depressing, getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you."

"How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..? Call B52!!"

"What do you do when nothing goes right? Go left"

"In 1993, I saw a toddler slip on ice and land on a cat, but I didn't have any social media outlet to tell people about it. So, here it is."

"Life is going pretty good for me lately I guess. I just got a booty call last night. It was from life. Apparently it still wants to fuck me."

"My internet is so slow... Loading..."

"What do you say to a midget that is a hooker? You must be this tall to ride."

"A Mexican has 2 kids. He names the first one Jose. What did he name the other? Hose B"

"sometimes i cry when i chop vegetables other than onions, just so the onions don't think they're ugly or something"

"Carrot Top's hair should be green. Either that, or I don't understand the anatomy of a carrot as fully as I think I do."