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Joke of the Day

"What's the longest word in the English language? A native Texan saying, ""Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."""

"What's the best way for an American to lose weight? Gamble in British currency."

"If fire hydrants have H2O inside them, what do they have outside? K9P"

"No, I haven't lost weight but ""spanx"" for asking."

"I taught my son how to spell beer so he'd stop bringing me Pepsi from the fridge."

"My favorite religion is that one that doesn't try to force their beliefs on you. What's that one called again?"

"When a group of mercenary electric powered robot horsemen attack... ...is it a charge charge charge?"

"What comes after huehuehue? satsatsat lumlumlum"

"When Hugh Hefner dies no one will say he's in a better place now."

"Don't be sad laundry.. No one is doing me either"