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Joke of the Day

"Saying sniggers isn't very politically correct I now say laughrican americans."

"Give me coffee to change the things i can change and wine to accept the things i can't."

"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme."

"M: What do you want for dinner? H: I don't care, you decide M: Sushi? H: No, but whatever. M: Mexican? H: Nah, but your call. He's dead now"

"Bully For You Q: Why did the bully go to beauty school? A: She wanted to tease hair"

"Snoop Dogg seems to be investing in a company that will deliver weed to your house in 10 minutes... Sadly, the name Instagram is taken."

"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, then it's probably shit."

"Why did the hippie stick his penis in the chick peas? Because he was a hummusexual..."

"I tried to buy a Christmas tree to put in my shed. I couldn't find one anywhere. They were all non - shed."

"So a redditor walked into a bar... Just kidding, they just sit on reddit and read these lame jokes."