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Joke of the Day

"Whoa there, pregnancy test. You just tell us yes or no and we'll decide if it's positive or negative."

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"What is the worst thing about locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger."
"What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th? I only have eyes for ewe, dear "
"What can a homeless figure skater do to get by? Turn-tricks"
"When people say ""I'm not getting any younger!"" I wonder what other basic life concepts they just learned."
"""Jesus take the wheel"" -an Asian man telling the police that a Mexican guy stole his rims off his Honda Civic."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar ... The bartender says ""Hey we have a drink named after you"" The grasshopper says ""You have a drink named Steve?"""
"Roses are red, I have a phone. No one texts me, forever alone."
"Pao's reddit password leaked 123"
"A mushroom walks into a bar... Bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here!!"" Mushroom says ""why not?!? I'm a fungi!"""
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