229745

Joke of the Day

"Complicated I was playing a game the other day with a storyline that made spaghetti look like a straight line"

"What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car? A cabri - ole"

"r/Jokes really made my day But that was month's ago. At least now when I come back I still see the same jokes."

"I'm beginning to question your proclamation of your ""spiritual gifts"". You are about as intuitive as my autocorrect."

"If you're forcing me to choose between you and my dream of making a sequel to the 1982 horror classic then you've got another Thing coming."

"What goes ""Hahahahaha...*thud*""? Someone laughing their head off"

"Why does Daenerys take so long to get places? She keeps *dragon* her feet."

"What kind of dog can turn on your car? Yorkies"

"I went to the doctor the other day with a nasty pain in my ass Turns out he already met my wife."