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Joke of the Day

"Complicated I was playing a game the other day with a storyline that made spaghetti look like a straight line"

"Why did the trio of Mexicans get arrested? Because they were trespassing!"

"I am angry but not like really angry. More like Facebook angry where I call you letters of the alphabet. You F'ing B."

"How many seconds are there in a year? Twelve"

"DAD: u can grow up to be anything u want ME: imma be a hamster D: ok not that M: *already building an elaborate series of tubes to run thru*"

"Why did the dead baby cross the road Because I kicked it. Bonus wife is giving birth right now."

"What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff? Nothing, she was wearing mittens."

"Three Mistakes Of My Life : WTF (Whatsapp Twitter Facebook)"

"""Wanna play the Rape Game?"" ""No"" ""That's the spirit"""

"What's the current number one song in Russia? Crimea river"