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Joke of the Day
"What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff? Nothing, she was wearing mittens."
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"How do you know someone is from California? They tell you."
"A British man visits Australia. The customs officer asks ""Do you have a previous criminal history?"" The visitor replies ""I didn't realize that was still a requirement"""
"Doctor Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!"
"My Uncle saved a Crumbling Cartography business Needless to say he put them on the map."
"What's the worst part about going down on a vegan? They taste like chicken."
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool? Fucked"
"With subpar graphics and no discernable plot, TurboTax is, hands down, the worst video game I have ever played."
"Did you hear about the infection who made a Youtube video? He went viral..."
"Three penguins 3 penguins are walking down the road in Arizona. First one looks at the other two and says "" what the fuck we doing out here!!!!"""