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Joke of the Day
"What's the current number one song in Russia? Crimea river"
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"News said how hard it'd be to shoplift a turkey. Amateurs. It's all about commitment. *stuffs turkey under shirt* *whines that back hurts*"
"Did you hear about the black boy with with diarrhea? Everyone thought he was melting."
"Do they make a scale that says things like ""Those shorts probably weigh, what, like 15 pounds?"""
"Nothing is creepier than driving next to someone on the highway at the exact same speed."
"What do you call mints you can spread through social media? Memementos"
"How did Freddie Mercury do in school? He got straight ""gays"""
"A man has been admitted to hospital after pushing 6 plastic horses up his anus. Doctors declared his condition as ""stable""."
"What other body parts did Voldemort not have apart from his nose? His legs and arms.. because he was disarmed and defeated."
"A cute girl with brilliance is the best thing in the world that doesn't have cheese on it Wait couldn't I just put the che Mother of god"