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Joke of the Day
"How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass? Satisfying."
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"What is President Clinton's favourite game? Swallow the leader."
"One things for sure, I can always count on my fingers."
"The Bank of America app randomly disappeared off my phone and now I'm wondering how much money I spent last night."
"Favourite pickup line... Did you know there will be 7 planets tomorrow? Because I am going to destroy Uranus tonight."
"""That damn Lassie said Timmy fell down a ruffruffruff"" ""Relax, honey. I'm sure she means well"""
"Catch a baby opossum, give it a 12-hr sedative, and hide it in the glove compartment of the car of the person who's dating your ex."
"A man runs over his wife. Whose fault is it? The man, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen."
"Do you know what i say to people that are ""butthurt""? well stop doin anal."
"[Morgan Freeman narrating my life] ""He's still sleeping."""