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Joke of the Day

"And this song would come on and all the white people would start having a group seizure. Me explaining the Harlem shake to my grand kids."

"What do you call a wireless network that goes down? A wireless notwork"

"If I win this lottery I'd give half to charity She treated me well at the strip club"

"A chemist is surprised by a pan of old-fashioned magnesium photo flash powder going off in front of his face. ""MgO!"" He shouts, temporarily blinded."

"You ever wonder why Sewage workers are so depressed? They're always down in the dumps"

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks; ""Why the long face?"""

"LPT: How to keep time on your hands Get a watch."

"Two blondes stood on a riverbank across one another... One blonde yells out, ""How do I get to the other side?"" The other blonde replies, ""You ARE on the other side!"""

"A leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra. But he was spotted."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ? Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !"