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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? A: Just one but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!"

"What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common? The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!"

"Make a friend today. Give a complete stranger a big, long hug. If they happen to get mad, tell the police a guy on twitter said you could."

"What comes after 69? Mouthwash. I'm sure this has been posted before, but I thought it was funny."

"If a woman is in the woods, with no male around Will she still complain?"

"The largest city in the world is: The largest city in the world is Dublin. That's because the size and population are always Dublin."

"One does not simply talk to their pet in a normal voice....no they don't, oh no they don't."

"Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around."

"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."

"Knock Knock Who there? Control freak Contro... Now you say control freak who!"