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Joke of the Day
"I would pay so much money to watch the Harlem Globetrotters change a baby."
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"romeo tells juliet she's fat"
"How do you pick up Jewish chicks? With a vacuum cleaner."
"Q: What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour? A: A fuel injected pickle."
"Why was the black man selling drugs? He was a pharmacist."
"What is brown and has got four legs and an arm? A Rottweiler on a children's playground."
"What do you call the family members of the Force? Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars."
"I have trouble ending small talk. Some guy I started talking to in 1998 on a bus is still talking to me. His name is Gary. He hates rain."
"I just flew in from Cleveland And boy are my arms tired."