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Joke of the Day

"Joke of The Day Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bunch of bologna."

"Rain drop, drop top... Getting fucked by a fake horse, that's /r/clopclop"

"Q. How are men like television commercials? A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds."

"What do you call a Trump wall that's politically corrupt? A gate."

"What do you call someone who is open with their kids about their sex change? Transparent"

"What's the difference between the US Election and sex? In sex it's fun to choose between a cunt and an asshole."

"If you can't spell a word...what do you do? Find the locution"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the local school? It's okay, he woke up."

"*looks gift horse in the mouth Gift Horse: Hey, my eyes are up here."

"I have sloth-like reflexes ""Don't you mean catlike reflexes?"" [several hours later] No"