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Joke of the Day

"Joke of The Day Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bunch of bologna."

"I'm certain my job is interfering with my drinking"

"Which came first? Chicken or the Egg? Neither. I CAME first!"

"What's a doctor's favorite bird? An apothecanary"

"My body is a temple. What I mean by that is, it looks and feels like something the Romans destroyed 2,500 years ago."

"Where are the baby leeks? In it's nappy! (diaper for my american friends) (I work in a supermarket, this is how I pass the time)"

"What happened to the runny nose... it tripped and fell. Now it's all boogered up."

"What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo? Bread in captivity."

"What's green got 6 legs and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you ? A pool table"

"Why do girls like vampires so much ? They still eat no matter what time of the month."