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Joke of the Day
"*looks gift horse in the mouth Gift Horse: Hey, my eyes are up here."
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"Me: I just stepped in dog shit, isn't that weird? Her: Not really Me: Ok, what if I told you I knew it was there?"
"What do you call a bear that can't win? A Chicago Bear"
"If you don't believe that Love is Blind. Look at Howard Wolowitz and Bernadette Rostenkowski."
"Girl, are you these plates I recently bought from Wal-Mart? Because I just learned that you're not microwave-safe."
"Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!"
"[doctor walks in] there's no easy way to say this. you have [looks at clipboard] cat...cat erects? cat or racks? Sorry. I'm new."
"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An Astronaut, you fucking racists."
"Why is Denmark the happiest country on Earth? Because all the sad people there kill themselves."
"A lady walks into a bar... Sits down and says to the bartender ""give me a double."" He asks ""what'll it be?"" She replies ""make it an entedre."" So he gave it to her."