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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the local school? It's okay, he woke up."
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"When deaf people want to interrupt each other, do they slap the other person's hands out of the way?"
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"Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to? How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack."
"I went to the park earlier to play frisbee with me dog. It was shit! I think I need a flatter dog."
"Just overheard someone say, ""I wish I had a Kindle that never ran out of batteries."" You know. Like a book."
"How do you kill a Grammar Nazi? mkae tehm brun tiehr eeys owt Eidt: sepleinlg croertcoin"
"Isn't it great to live in 21st century ? Where deleting history has become more important than making one."
"How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool."
"America will suffer if Trump becomes president... You could say we're going toupee for it"