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Joke of the Day
"If you can't spell a word...what do you do? Find the locution"
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"""Honey, I'm pregnant"" ""Hello Pregnant"", he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. ""I'm Dad"""
"In every successful relationship the MAN always has the last word - ""Yes Dear."""
"I can't believe they still have commercials for phone sex. What kind of sick maniac enjoys ""talking on a phone?"""
"Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey"
"I didn't use to eat babies. I still don't. I just didn't use to as well."
"They say all of this started because Eve ate an apple. Clearly, the book was altered. Everyone knows it had to be chocolate."
"Dwarf Shortage I know, it's a short joke"