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Joke of the Day
"I have sloth-like reflexes ""Don't you mean catlike reflexes?"" [several hours later] No"
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"Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride? Mooooootorcycles!"
"What do you call... Nuts on a wall? - walnuts Nuts on a chest? - chestnuts Nuts on your chin? - a dick in your mouth!"
"Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and wonder, ""Do my children just spit directly at their face when brushing their teeth?"""
"Please, Lady, come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!"
"I turn heads every time I go to work Makes sense, I'm a chiropractor."
"Just removed my bra, whipped it around my head, and tried to toss it away, but a hook got caught in my hair. Available for bachelor parties."
"What does it take to be a president of Russia? Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In"
"How do you hold your liqour? I hold mine by the ears."
"Do you think all Asians look alike? Are you Chris Chen? No, I'm Daniel Hsu. Do you think all Asians look alike or something? No, I mean, do you believe in Jesus?"