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"You know the best thing about Midgets? They are really down to earth people."
"What should be done in case of apparent drowning? Take the parent out of the water"
"What do you say when you see your television floating in the night? Drop it, nigga! What do you say when you see your refrigerator floating in the night? Nothing. That's a big-ass nigga."
"just taught my 3yo to sing ""if you're happy and you've no wit, clap your hands"" and then laugh at the people clapping"
"Jesus said to Peter, ""Come forth and I will give you eternal glory."" Peter came fifth and won a toaster."
"Graham Gates | Facebook Here is his YouTube channel too http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=yIohIslPIMU"
"[On phone] ""Did u see the weather forecast?"" ""No. I refuse to be sucked in by Big Weather."" ""Where are you? Its so noisy."" ""IN A TORNADO."""
"Just got back from my wild New Years Eve outing and shoveled my parents sidewalks. 'Cause that's the way middle-aged white guys roll. Yo."
"""You know, the average woman does it at least 8 times a year in her sleep."" -Peter Parker attempting to convince Mary Jane to swallow"