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Joke of the Day

"Jesus said to Peter, ""Come forth and I will give you eternal glory."" Peter came fifth and won a toaster."

"What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you? A Poltergeese!"

"My favourite joke - Two blondes are standing either side of a river, one asks the other ""how do you get to the other side?"" The other replies ""You are on the other side...?"""

"I met this guy who said he was a Mir Space Station cosmonaut. But I thought it was quite an achievement."

"So many people say ""if my memory serves me correctly"" and I'm actually quite shocked at the amount of servants named Memory......."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!"

"What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim? Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!"

"Why does Donald Trump take a Xanax when he goes to Mexico? To prevent His-Panic attacks."

"What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out? A Peter Parka"

"Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Sister : Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Brother : Because the people would think I am F**king you."