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Joke of the Day

"Graham Gates | Facebook Here is his YouTube channel too http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=yIohIslPIMU"

"He shouldn't have died so young, but he also shouldn't have cut the grass at 7:30 am on a Sunday. (I'm writing my neighbors obituary)"

"How the hell did Caitlyn Jenner win women of the year? She hasn't even been a women for a year yet."

"A Mexican , a black guy , an arab and A Jew Jump out of a plane....who wins? Society"

"Finally got funding approved for the gay club I'm opening in Prague. The Czech's in the Male"

"If you go into a bar by yourself and ask for a water the bartender looks at you like you have leprosy."

"[zoo] Hey dad, where are mountain lions from? *dad panics* -Uhh...you see, son, when a mountain and a lion love each other very much..."

"What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost"

"When will forms stop asking me if I'm Mrs, Miss, or Ms and realise I'm an @?"

"TIFU by sitting next to a really hot Thai chick on the bus home today and kept thinking, ""Don't get an erection, don't don't don't..."" But she did."