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Joke of the Day
"Why do gorillas have such big fingers? Because they have such big nostrils."
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"Relationships are all about finding someone that works opposite hours than you so you never have to see them."
"Teacher , How can we keep the school clean Teacher: ""How can we keep the school clean?"" Student: ""By staying home"""
"Interesting fact - 80% of people inside a Radio Shack have no idea how they got there or how to get out."
"The pet groomer didn't appreciate the 10 dollar bill I slid across the table to give my dog the ""happy ending""."
"Roses are red, Violets are red... Actually, I think my garden's on fire"
"Where does the red teletubby come from? Poland"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 is a registered sex offender."
"What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people? 1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired"
"I wasn't going to get a brain transplant But then I changed my mind"