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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people? 1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired"

"What's Shakespeare's favorite video game? Sonnet the hedgehog"

"What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck? A Pair-a-ducks."

"I'm ""the cord popped out of the phone cause I tried to stretch it from the kitchen to my room"" years old"

"whenever i see sombody obsessively taking photos of the sunset, i go up to them & whisper ""dont worry.. the sun is gonna come back tomorow"""

"""What's better than a happy smiling baby?"" ""Personal freedom and disposable income?"" ""You make it really hard to talk to you sometimes."""

"The Camping Chemist Why do chemists never do well on camping trips? Because they pack titrations."

"I was sitting on a bus in Thailand across from a beautiful young lady. My shorts were a little tight and I was thinking, don't get a boner, don't get a boner... But she did."

"Son asks his father... Son: Dad, how do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your brother. Son: But I don't have a brother. Dad: Exactly."

"what did the drummer say to the Chinese man that called him gay? first i bang the drums then i bang ur mom"