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Joke of the Day

"I wasn't going to get a brain transplant But then I changed my mind"

"A black guy and a Puerto Rican guy are carpooling to work together."

"""My friends on Facebook are idiots."" So, what you're saying is that you're smart, but not smart enough to not friend idiots. Got it."

"Saw a guy scratch his balls and then he made eye contact with me as he smelled his fingers. Probably took 8 years off my life."

"What did Hitler say when the Allies landed on Normandy? Dang, I did Nazi that coming."

"Oh, you have dignity? Well I have nachos. I win."

"Wife just looked at an 8""x8"" picture and estimated it to be 12""x12"". Perhaps you can see why I consider this a good thing."

"What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took? A No. 2 pencil."

"9/11 jokes are just plane wrong. Write any other jokes about 9/11"

"Did you hear about the red luxury cruise liner that collided with the blue luxury cruise liner? The passengers and crew were marooned."