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Joke of the Day

"You realize that Islam is a religion of peace right?? There's a piece of you here, a piece of you over here, another piece over there.."

"A man walks into a bar, and is torn apart in seconds. Whoops, sorry. Bear\*"

"A man overdosed on Viagra... ...His wife took it hard."

"Bartender, I'd like you to bring that brunette at the end of the bar a slice of your finest ham."

"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton get in a plane crash who survives? America Survives."

"Why is picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself? You only need one nail to hang up the picture."

"What do you call martial arts for cows? Mooey Thai."

"u guys like coachella? u know who else was in a desert with people who didn't shower? Moses. hi i'm your new youth pastor Keith"

"Naming your cat ""Whiskers"" is like naming your kid ""Eyebrows."""

"God damn it Adolf... I told you to pass me the juice not gas the jews!"