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Joke of the Day
"What do you call martial arts for cows? Mooey Thai."
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"I bought a push up bra today... It didn't work, I can still only do 2..."
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"I'll be remembering Pearl Harbor by getting bombed this evening."
"*Nerdy guys phone rings* JOCK: ""Who was that, your girlfriend?"" *Everyone laughs* NERD: ""Nope. It was yours."" *Dead silence*"
"How do you pay for a circumcision? With a tip!"
"What happens when you drop a frying pan on a cake You get a pancake"
"How come Landscapers have huge loads? They are always edging."
"There's this woman in my office who is wearing the same outfit as yesterday and she reeks of tequi......ok it's me."
"Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing?"