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Joke of the Day

"Shhh don't talk, I'm imagining you smart."

"Similes are like as holes."

"What medication that can make people inspire you? Aspirin sorry guys"

"What did the jew say when he reached the concentration camp? AU SHWITZ"

"Which people do the burgers hate? The ones who are always putting the bite on them!"

"The doctor told me I should stop masturbating today. So I look him straight in the eye and asked him ""why?"". And then he said something about not being able to work in these conditions."

"I was at a restaurant and my waitress had a black eye so I ordered reallllyy slow, because she obviously doesn't listen."

"I walked all the way from Europe to Africa. I know what you are thinking... Uganda be kidding me!"

"Just because it's Friday the 13th, people seem to think that horrible things are going to happen, like another shitty horror movie being released."

"Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby? Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)"