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Joke of the Day
"Shhh don't talk, I'm imagining you smart."
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"Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling? Because he's so damn positive!"
"I just don't understand how to properly put together a play on words I think I'm just going to throw away my script for *The Dictionary in the Attic: An Anne Frank story*"
"If you look up my hair color history at the salon, you'll think I'm a unicorn."
"WHAT'S a pirate's fav'rite Letter? Aye, ye think it be RRRRR, but it's the C."
"The year 4542, artifacts are discovered from our once flourishing civilization. ""Looks like they worshiped apples."" said one archeologist."
"I received the oddest dollar bill as change. When I looked closely, I noticed that George Washington was wearing face-paint, a wig, and round, red nose. It was obviously a clownterfeit."
"Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines."
"I love how insurance companies offer ""accident forgiveness"" like they're some sort of ancient deity pardoning your existence."
"What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory? You can hear a cough drop."