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Joke of the Day
"Naming your cat ""Whiskers"" is like naming your kid ""Eyebrows."""
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"I like my women like I like my coffee... In an airtight bag in the freezer."
"Why does the ocean roar? You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed."
"Who's the roundest knight at King Arthur's court? Circumference."
"How to insult an elder in the museum. Say ""I would shake your hand, but the sign says ""Do not touch the artifacts.""""."
"What's a pirates favorite class? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt"
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where is my tractor?"""
"Yo momma's so dumb... ...she voted for Trump."
"whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre"
"How can I know hundreds of digits of pi But not know the digits of your phone number?"