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Joke of the Day

"Why is picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself? You only need one nail to hang up the picture."

"Non-native English speakers are the number one victim... ...of getting punched in the mouse."

"What's a Jews favorite beer? Bud Light L'Chaim (Pronounced like Lime, guys)"

"My mother retired and moved into a CVS."

"My wife caught me cross-dressing... ...and said we're finished. So I packed her clothes & left."

"The blood moon last night got me so excited I was over the moon!"

"Push up bras A push-up bra is like a bag of chips. You open it up and its half empty."

"I refuse to dance to any song that tells me how to dance in the lyrics"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It got its head cut off"

"My paper rips a lot It's tearrible paper."