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Joke of the Day
"A man overdosed on Viagra... ...His wife took it hard."
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"I spend so much time in strip clubs that when the pizza delivery guy arrives I put his tip individually around his pants & then slap his ass"
"Why are people so impressed with voice control? Women have been around for 100,000 years"
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"
"two ants are fighting on a toilet seat One of them gets pissed off."
"Poland started World War 2 like Iraq was responsible for 9/11"
"If my entire family died but there was pizza at the wake, a part of me would still be like ""yay pizza"""
"There are 2 things in this world that i hate. 1. racism 2. black people"
"What's easier to pick up, the heavier it gets? Women"
"Fun prank Make them study for 18 years then don't give them jobs"