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Joke of the Day
"A man overdosed on Viagra... ...His wife took it hard."
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"The word ""Fat"" just looks like someone took a bite out of the word ""Eat""."
"Me: Whatcha doin? 12yo: Catching up on Walking Dead. Me: Did Hershel die yet? 12yo: WHAT?! Me: Guess not."
"Traditional marriage was between a boy's parents and a girl's parents. And maybe some cattle."
"The Constitution has barely been altered in 200 years, but my $300 textbook is worth $0.82 bc they came out with a new edition mid-semester."
"Why is a Mexican midget called 'a paragraph'? Because he's not a full ese."
"My cousin was Mulder on Halloween. He loves the X-Files! Oh stupid autocorrect. That should have said ""murdered"". And ""loved"", past tense."
"There's a reason it's called ""girls gone wild"" and not ""women gone wild"". When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub."
"If I had a dollar for every maths exam I failed I'd have about $6.50 right now"
"Failed a urine test... took a shit :("