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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar, and is torn apart in seconds. Whoops, sorry. Bear\*"
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"What kind of pistol should you use to shoot a bear? The one with the smallest barrel. It hurts the least when the bear shoves it up your ass."
"There are 10 types of people in this world... ...those that understand binary, and those that don't."
"What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies? The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts."
"Why did the doctor kick his patients? He was trying to heel them."
"Closing time, son ""Huh?"" You don't have to go home but you can't stay here ""But I live here Dad"" *Dad stares at me* Don't forget your Xbox"
"Why didn't 2x befriend x^2 ? He had trouble integrating"
"My father asks my mother if the laptop has any battery life Mother: ""total Buenos no charge"""
"A psychology study suggests that when you are single, all you see are happy couples, When you are committed, you see happy singles."