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Joke of the Day
"Q: What were the unauthorized protestors guilty of doing? A: Marching banned."
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"""Que?"" (Spanish Inquisition)"
"When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar? When he takes out the trash"
"*6 opens piggy bank* Me: wtf where'd you get all that? 6: mommy said I could take $1 out of your wallet each day bc you'd never know"
"[I remove my bike helmet, but my toupee comes off with it] ""I'm sorry guys, is there something funny about safety?"""
"*hops off a horse* alright buddy, your turn"
"My boss just farted. I asked him if he was trying to get the condom out. I am jobless now."
"They don't even serve apples at Applebee's. Or bees."
"My brother's pretty good at Russian Roulette... He's only lost once."
"If a woman wants to date me, she has to meet my strict criteria 1. Hair 2. At least one eye 3. A pulse 4. Not that bothered about 1"